Pavement slid by like the juice flowing from Tom’s burger as he careened through the wooded corners of state route 522, known locally as the highway of death. “Dad that’s gross! wipe your chin,” Natalie giggled. “Tom for God’s sake watch the road, you’re going to get us killed,” Sarah, his wife interrupted. “We don’t watch out. They watch out for us, cause we’re the Hammonds! We’re carnivores.” Meat, sauce, and red juice streamed from his mouth as he spoke. “Tom!” Their black SUV jolted upward on the right side with just the left wheels on the pavement. They rode like this for several feet before landing back on all four wheels and spinning to a complete stop. Tom blinked his eyes several times to clear the shock. Once he regained his composure, he checked on his family. Like him they were disorientated but the safety restraints had brought them through the worst of it. Tom got out of their car followed by his wife. “My God what is that smell?” Sarah said, ...
Pasha pulled his wife’s still buzzing phone from the charger and stared at the unlock screen. For the last several years, without fail, her phone buzzed at six in the morning and five in the evening. No matter how many combinations he tried it refused to yield and instead displayed the same goddamned ENTER PIN message over and over. He put the phone in his pocket and turned to his toolboxes. Shrouded in the gloom of the dimming lights he stood there mechanically pounding his fist on each toolbox as he turned the locks. “Merry Christmas Pasha,” Nick said. Pasha turned to Nick squaring his shoulders, “Yeah, you too.” “You know we’re going to have a big get together at my place tomorrow and you’re welcome…” “Yeah, is your mom’s gonna be there? Bet she’s still talking about me. Oh Pasha, yes, yes! Nick never gives it to me like this!” “Fuck you! You don’t have to be an asshole every day of the week.” “I got friends and family. I don’t need your charity.” “Against my b...